This. Is. Not. OK!!!
Whoever these “they” people are need to just STOP!
The website DreamEnglish.com is known to post educational songs for kids . . . and those jerks rewrote our childhood!
They totally changed up the “Alphabet Song” to slow down the L-M-N-O-P part so kids understand how to differentiate the letters and that “ella meno pea” is not a letter.
The video was posted back in 2012, but someone on Twitter just found it and now the internet is broken.
It still follows the same tune (also used for “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star”) but it is NOT the same!!!
They changed the ABC song to clarify the LMNOP part, and it is life ruining. pic.twitter.com/TnZL8VutnW
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) October 26, 2019
Seriously! Do these sadistic donkeys’ rear ends not remember that gratifying moment of being a kid who just learned “ella meno pea” is not a horrible 4-syllable letter — c’mon “W” is tough enough with it’s three syllables and the fact it’s prounounced “double you” while looking like a double v — but four separate letters.
It’s a victorious feeling of leveling up and totally crushing the learning game, and kids are now being robbed of it!
No. Just no.
Please leave well enough alone.
(Twitter)
