A guy in New Zealand robbed a gas station on Monday . . . dressed as the “Left Shark” from KATY PERRY’S 2015 Super Bowl halftime show. He only managed to get away with a bag full of CANDY, and now the cops are trying to track him down.
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A Guy Survived a Car Crash, Then Proposed to His Girlfriend in the ER A 20-year-old named Jamacio Kimble was on his way to propose to his girlfriend Kayla last Wednesday near Madisonville, Tennessee. https://twitter.com/beaver1003/status/839443269046140928 https://twitter.com/sidneyking07/status/837141618239102976
A Guy Drives His Restored 1959 Corvette to Walmart . . . and It Gets Crushed by an Old Woman in a Ford Taurus A guy in Florida drove his restored 1959 Corvette to a Walmart last week. And an old lady in a Ford Taurus wound up crashing into it and driving up onto the hood. No one was hurt but the Corvette was REALLY messed up. https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1658938734133344&id=306166872743877
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