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Not The Best Choice

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Not The Best Choice

Have you ever been so hungry that you’d eat just about anything?  I thought I was that hungry the other day so I got up to the concession stand and ordered a hot dog.  Just to hear them say they were out of hot dogs.  I asked for a pizza, just to hear them say they were out of pizza.  So I ordered a pretzel, just to hear them say they were out of pretzels.  I get to nachos and cheese, and they had that.  I was glad to get at least something to eat.  Well that’s what I thought.  Worst mistake of the week, right there.  The chips were OK, but the cheese, dang, it may have been called cheese but you can put lipstick on a hog and call it whatever you want, it’s still a hog.  I feel like that was whatever this cheese was.  It may have been drywall spackling that they added some yellow color to.  Maybe toothpaste that wasn’t flavored so they added some yellow to irt.  I’m not sure what it was, but YUCK!  So I hope your food decisions go better than mine.  This is just a little PSA saying choose nachos and cheese at your own risk.

 

Fletch

 

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