Because, why not….
Q: Why did the Jedi cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.
Q: What do you call the website that divulges the secrets of the Galactic Empire?
A: Wookieeleaks
Q: What do you call a Mexican jedi?
A: Obi-Juan Kenobi
Q: Why is Yoda so good at gardening?
A: Because he has a green thumb
Q: What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?
A: Vader Tots.
Q: What do you call a Sith who won’t fight
A: A Sithy.
Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Argh2-D2
Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter
Q: How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
A: With Ewokie Talkies
Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?
A: At the Darth Maul, of course.
Q: What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
A: A Toy Yoda.
Q: What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?
A: “Use the horse, Luke!”
Q: Do you know the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?.
A: Lukewarm.
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