This guy’s t-shirt isn’t particularly clever, but it turned out to be ironically perfect. A 44-year-old guy named Elwood Gutshall the Third was pulled over in Newville, Pennsylvania for drunk driving back on March 19th.  And he was wearing a t-shirt that said . . . “DRUNK LIVES MATTER.” The shirt had a St. Patrick’s Day theme, with a clover over the “R” in “Drunk.”  So it’s not clear if old Elwood had thrown it on even though it was two days after St. Patrick’s Day . . . or if he’d just been boozing in it for 48 hours straight. Either way, his blood-alcohol level was 0.217, which is almost three times the legal limit, so he was charged with a DUI. https://twitter.com/beaver1003/status/849975363996327936