A 70-year-old guy named Andrew Stephens was at a park in Jersey City, New Jersey last week, and he was fighting with a 49-year-old guy over some money.  Andrew wound up stabbing the guy, and then he tried to run away.  There was just one problem:  He uses a walker.  So as he very slowly inched out of the park, the guy he stabbed flagged down the cops and pointed out Andrew . . . who’d only made it about 60 feet.  Andrew was arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and unlawful possession of a weapon.