There was a guy recently who broke into a Pizza Hut then called 911 on himself. He told the police that he was Jesus and he had eaten a pizza and also drank a Mountain Dew. Jai learned that Fletch fully endorses the Mountain Dew part.
https://soundcloud.com/beaver1003/listen-911-call-of-the-guy-who-thought-he-was-jesus-who-broke-into-pizza-hut





