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Jimmie Allen’s Got Dad Jokes

Fletch may be getting a run for his money on the Dad Jokes front . . .

Jimmie Allen relayed a bunch of dad jokes in honor of Father’s Day this weekend, and he OWNS it!

He is dad to a 5 year old named Aadyn, so maybe he’s been practicing on him.

Here are some to add to your arsenal of dad jokes:

How much does a hipster weigh?     An Instagram.

What does an angry pepper do?     It gets jalapeno face.

And, of course, Fletch’s favorite . . . If you witness a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?

You’re welcome.

(YouTube)

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