Hidden Valley just started selling a RANCH DRESSING FOUNTAIN!!!!!!

Posted on March 15, 2017 by Bob Uehlein in Screwy News

Hidden Valley just started selling a RANCH DRESSING FOUNTAIN. It’ll only set you back $100 and it comes with 12 large bottles of ranch dressing.

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