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Here’s the Dating Bio You Wrote for Me!

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Here’s the Dating Bio You Wrote for Me!

I asked Facebook for help with my profile on a dating site…here’s what we have so far.  I got a lot of creepers saying “I can give you massage” I’m sure it was also in their Mom’s basement.

 

In a world of plain donuts I’m a sprinkle donut. Single white female for a little while until I meet the right one.  Love to travel to a beach resort, Europe and a mountainous adventure with my future travel companion, is that you? In search of a professional male who dresses for success. A great conversationalist who enjoys an educated professional female point of view. Parking outside the lines and loving it(literally and figuretively) I’m cute I love to have fun but if you have no job just keep scrolling on. Already all that and a bag of chips. Don’t need a man. Don’t need a boy. Like to find a friend that leads to a relationship.  I love to laugh so say something funny and let’s get to know each other!

 

Does this work for my new dating profile??

 

Mandi

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