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Clarksville Is The Worst Town To Ride A Bicycle In Your Birthday Suit

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Clarksville Is The Worst Town To Ride A Bicycle In Your Birthday Suit

Clarksville is a growing community with plenty of well deserved accolades.  We are now #1 for something else, the worst city in America to ride your bicycle in the nude.

Evidently, Friday, July 29th was World Naked Bike Rides with an actual event being held in St Louis (not to far up the road from Beaver Country).

Thank you to LawnStarter for putting this together.  They looked at the 200 biggest cities in American to figure out which cities were the best and worst places to ride your bike in the nude or with no clothes on, however you want to look at it (in this case you may not want to look).

Several factors were looked at to determine the best and worst cities.  LawnStarter looked at which cities were opposed to nude riding then they were able to look up the naked bike community somehow.  They also looked at the size and how active was the nude bike community.  Weather also played a factor.  Chicago is #1 best city to ride your bike without any clothes on while Clarksville is the worst city to do that in.  Murfreesboro, Tn made the list of worst cities at #7.

Next time you think of riding in your birthday suit, please don’t, we don’t want anything getting caught in the chain.

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