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Monday, January 23, 201701/23/2017

Woman copies 20$ bills and gets busted at Applebee’s

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Friday, January 20, 201701/20/2017

2 pizza delivery drivers robbed in Hermitage in 2 days

Two pizza delivery drivers were robbed in Hermitage last weekend, and they say the circumstances surrounding the crimes are very similar.

Friday, January 20, 201701/20/2017

A Motorcyclist Rear-Ends a Car, and Lands on the Trunk

Luckiest motorcycle person ever! and other Screwy Stories!

Thursday, January 19, 201701/19/2017

Dealer calls 911 to report marijuana robbery

A man who told police he is selling drugs to support his girlfriend and unborn child called the E911 Center to report being robbed of $200 worth of marijuana Wednesday morning.

Thursday, January 19, 201701/19/2017

Woman Gets Hit by a School Bus, gets run over, and Survives!

This woman is lucky to be alive!

Wednesday, January 18, 201701/18/2017

911 Prank Call leads to Forrest Gump Impression

This guy…. what a human being! #BeaverBumpkin

Friday, January 13, 201701/13/2017

OMG! Golfer Injured by Porta Potty! #ScrewyNews

Here are all your Screwy stories for the day!

Monday, January 9, 201701/09/2017

Surveillance Cameras Catch a Guy Trying to Rob a Store . . . That Sells Surveillance Cameras

Of all the stores in the world, it’s MIND-BOGGLING that someone would try to rob this one.

Wednesday, January 4, 201701/04/2017

WATCH: This drunk idiot do a belly flop on a police cruiser

A guy in Wisconsin got drunk on New Year’s Eve and celebrated 2017 by running into the street and doing a BELLY FLOP onto the windshield of a cop car. He was arrested.

Thursday, December 29, 201612/29/2016

Man Dressed as Chewbacca Robbed a bunch of Florida Vending Machines

I guess they don’t have cheetos in a Galaxy Far, Far Away.

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