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Darwin Olympics

Wednesday, May 22, 201905/22/2019

Darwin Olympics: Dude Steals a Double Decker Bus to Get to the Pub

Because common sense just isn’t super common . . .

Tuesday, May 21, 201905/21/2019

Darwin Olympics: A Duck at McDonald’s Starts a Brawl

Seriously, we can’t make this stuff up . . .

Monday, May 20, 201905/20/2019

Darwin Olympics: Dude Hides Out in Bar, Continues Drinking After Close

You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here . . .

Friday, May 17, 201905/17/2019

Darwin Olympics: Stolen Truck Drives Past Officer While Investigating the Theft Report

Because, obviously . . .

Thursday, May 16, 201905/16/2019

Darwin Olympics: Fugitive Caught After ‘News Flash’ of His Whereabouts

Is it irony if someone calls someone else a moron, while being moronic themselves?

Wednesday, May 15, 201905/15/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Speeds Down Highway While Hanging Out of Sunroof

Because common sense just isn’t common . . .

Tuesday, May 14, 201905/14/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Dressed as Joker Steals Tip Jar

Holy kleptomaniac, Batman!

Monday, May 13, 201905/13/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Sues Lotto Because Winning Is Too Hard

Ummmmm . . . wait, really?

Friday, May 10, 201905/10/2019

Darwin Olympics: Car Thief Gets Pulled Over By Another Thief in a Stolen Cop Car

This has to be one of the best coincidences that ever t’was . . .

Recent Headlines

2 days ago in Entertainment, Trending

Ryan Coogler aware of potential Oscar history ahead but focused on ‘Sinners’ team before ceremony

Ryan Coogler understands what Sunday night could mean for Oscar history. He's just not dwelling on it. Instead, the Oscar-nominated filmmaker is looking forward to spending one more night with his "Sinners" collaborators who helped bring the film to life.

2 days ago in Entertainment, Music

Morrissey calls off concert in Spain after local festivities deprived him of sleep

British rock star Morrissey won't perform a concert in Valencia after festivities in the Spanish city kept him from getting a proper night's rest, the former frontman of The Smiths said Thursday.

2 days ago in National, Trending

US forecasts blizzard, polar vortex, heat dome and atmospheric river all at once

Days of downpours have begun in Hawaii. The Southwest will soon bake with day after day of record 100-degree-plus (38 Celsius-plus) heat. Two storms will dump snow by the foot over northern Great Lakes states. And the dreaded polar vortex will again invade the Midwest and East with soul-crushing Arctic chill. This forecast of extremes comes as weather whiplash has already hit much of the East.

2 days ago in Entertainment

Two long-lost episodes of ‘Doctor Who’ have been found. Fans will soon be able to watch them

Over six decades of "Doctor Who," the intergalactic adventurer's adversaries have included evil robots, rampaging Yeti — and the BBC, which erased many early episodes of the now-iconic sci-fi TV series. A film charity announced Friday that it has found two previously lost 1960s episodes among the possessions of a deceased collector.

4 days ago in Entertainment

Oscars preview: Producers tease ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ and ‘Sinners’ celebrations

The producers behind the 98th Academy Awards have set out to celebrate not just the hit song "Golden" from "KPop Demon Hunters", but the cultural phenomenon of the film itself. That logic is why the only other nominated song that will get a moment on the broadcast is "I Lied to You," from "Sinners," a blockbuster hit and the most-nominated film of all time.