A Beaver Goes Into a Store, Finds Artificial Christmas Trees, and Trashes the Place

Posted on December 2, 2016 by Bob Uehlein in Screwy News

Darnit Bucky! A beaver wandered into a dollar store in Charlotte Hall, Maryland on Wednesday. And naturally, he headed straight for the Christmas trees. But when he found they only had artificial Christmas trees, he got his revenge . . . by TRASHING the aisle. Animal control got there before he could do too much damage and took him to a wildlife rehab facility. https://twitter.com/firstsheriff/status/804066548134662147 https://twitter.com/firstsheriff/status/804071529755672576 https://twitter.com/beaver1003/status/804665490060824576

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