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Tuesday, April 11, 201704/11/2017
A Farmer Accidentally Dumps Manure on Two People in a Convertible
So many smells….
Monday, April 10, 201704/10/2017
Mugshot of the Year? A Criminal Shows Off His Smushed Face and Gorgeous Blond Mullet
No Backstory required, just look at his face
Monday, April 10, 201704/10/2017
A Woman Chokes a Girl at Disney World For Blocking Her View of the Fireworks
Why is it that the Happiest Place on Earth makes some people SO angry?
Thursday, April 6, 201704/06/2017
Man in Drunk Lives Matter shirt charged with drunken driving
The man’s blood-alcohol content was about two and a half times the state’s legal limit when he got pulled over.
Tuesday, April 4, 201704/04/2017
Santa Look-A-Like Was Just Arrested For Selling Drugs in Florida
A guy in Florida who looks like Santa Claus was just arrested for selling cocaine to an undercover cop. He’s facing several drug charges.
Thursday, March 23, 201703/23/2017
Man Steals front-end loader to break into liquor store
SUSPECT CREATIVE IN BREAKING INTO LIQUIOR STORE A man in Alaska didn’t just try to pick a lock or break…
Monday, March 20, 201703/20/2017
VIDEO: Largest Rooster EVER!
Catchy names? Boss, Velosa-Rooster, Bronta-Rooster, TriceraRooster
Wednesday, March 15, 201703/15/2017
Hidden Valley just started selling a RANCH DRESSING FOUNTAIN!!!!!!
Hidden Valley just started selling a RANCH DRESSING FOUNTAIN. It’ll only set you back $100 and it comes with 12 large bottles of ranch dressing.
Friday, March 10, 201703/10/2017
Man charged with Dui and blames science
https://twitter.com/beaver1003/status/840186527623835648 https://twitter.com/beaver1003/status/840186481281028096 https://twitter.com/beaver1003/status/840186391736786944
Wednesday, March 8, 201703/08/2017
Shark Robs A Gas Station! #ScrewyNews
A guy in New Zealand robbed a gas station on Monday . . . dressed as the “Left Shark” from…
