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Tuesday, April 11, 201704/11/2017

A Farmer Accidentally Dumps Manure on Two People in a Convertible

So many smells….

Monday, April 10, 201704/10/2017

Mugshot of the Year? A Criminal Shows Off His Smushed Face and Gorgeous Blond Mullet

No Backstory required, just look at his face

Monday, April 10, 201704/10/2017

A Woman Chokes a Girl at Disney World For Blocking Her View of the Fireworks

Why is it that the Happiest Place on Earth makes some people SO angry?

Thursday, April 6, 201704/06/2017

Man in Drunk Lives Matter shirt charged with drunken driving

The man’s blood-alcohol content was about two and a half times the state’s legal limit when he got pulled over.

Tuesday, April 4, 201704/04/2017

Santa Look-A-Like Was Just Arrested For Selling Drugs in Florida

A guy in Florida who looks like Santa Claus was just arrested for selling cocaine to an undercover cop. He’s facing several drug charges.

Thursday, March 23, 201703/23/2017

Man Steals front-end loader to break into liquor store

SUSPECT CREATIVE IN BREAKING INTO LIQUIOR STORE A man in Alaska didn’t just try to pick a lock or break…

Monday, March 20, 201703/20/2017

VIDEO: Largest Rooster EVER!

Catchy names? Boss, Velosa-Rooster, Bronta-Rooster, TriceraRooster

Wednesday, March 15, 201703/15/2017

Hidden Valley just started selling a RANCH DRESSING FOUNTAIN!!!!!!

Hidden Valley just started selling a RANCH DRESSING FOUNTAIN. It’ll only set you back $100 and it comes with 12 large bottles of ranch dressing.

Friday, March 10, 201703/10/2017

Man charged with Dui and blames science

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Wednesday, March 8, 201703/08/2017

Shark Robs A Gas Station! #ScrewyNews

A guy in New Zealand robbed a gas station on Monday . . . dressed as the “Left Shark” from…

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Ryan Coogler understands what Sunday night could mean for Oscar history. He's just not dwelling on it. Instead, the Oscar-nominated filmmaker is looking forward to spending one more night with his "Sinners" collaborators who helped bring the film to life.

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British rock star Morrissey won't perform a concert in Valencia after festivities in the Spanish city kept him from getting a proper night's rest, the former frontman of The Smiths said Thursday.

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US forecasts blizzard, polar vortex, heat dome and atmospheric river all at once

Days of downpours have begun in Hawaii. The Southwest will soon bake with day after day of record 100-degree-plus (38 Celsius-plus) heat. Two storms will dump snow by the foot over northern Great Lakes states. And the dreaded polar vortex will again invade the Midwest and East with soul-crushing Arctic chill. This forecast of extremes comes as weather whiplash has already hit much of the East.

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Two long-lost episodes of ‘Doctor Who’ have been found. Fans will soon be able to watch them

Over six decades of "Doctor Who," the intergalactic adventurer's adversaries have included evil robots, rampaging Yeti — and the BBC, which erased many early episodes of the now-iconic sci-fi TV series. A film charity announced Friday that it has found two previously lost 1960s episodes among the possessions of a deceased collector.

4 days ago in Entertainment

Oscars preview: Producers tease ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ and ‘Sinners’ celebrations

The producers behind the 98th Academy Awards have set out to celebrate not just the hit song "Golden" from "KPop Demon Hunters", but the cultural phenomenon of the film itself. That logic is why the only other nominated song that will get a moment on the broadcast is "I Lied to You," from "Sinners," a blockbuster hit and the most-nominated film of all time.